Michael's Last Bird Feeders
“I don’t need the money. I need these hanging before the birds go hungry again this winter.” — Why a 73-year-old metalworker from North Carolina is letting his final squirrel-proof bird feeders go at a special price, before the first frost of the year.
A chickadee weighs about as much as four pennies. On a cold January night it uses up most of what it ate that day just to stay warm. By sunrise it needs food again, and fast. In a lot of American backyards, the feeder it flies to is already empty. Not because nobody filled it. Because the squirrels got there first.
Michael Brennan watched it happen outside his own kitchen window for eleven winters in a row. He filled the feeder every morning. By ten o’clock it was empty. The cardinals came at noon, sat on the fence, and flew off with nothing.
“I paid for the seed, I filled the feeder, and the birds I did it for sat in the snow with nothing,” he says. “After a while I couldn’t watch it anymore.”
Why an empty feeder in January hurts more than most people think
In summer, birds find food everywhere. Bugs, seeds, berries. In winter it all disappears. The ground freezes. The bushes are bare. The days are short, so a small bird has only a few hours of light to eat enough for a long, cold night.
That is why people hang up feeders. But a single gray squirrel can eat about a pound and a half of food in a week. Three or four of them on one feeder, and it is empty before lunch. The birds notice quickly. If they find an empty feeder a few times in a row, they stop coming.
The feeder was full every morning. The birds were still hungry.
The man who lost to the squirrels for eleven years
For 42 years Michael worked as a sheet metal worker in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Air ducts, rain gutters, and copper roofs for church towers all over Henderson County.
When he retired in 2016, he finally had time for his birds. The squirrels had other plans. Between 2013 and 2024 he bought fourteen different bird feeders. Plastic tubes, wire cages, little spring doors. The squirrels beat every one. Michael was losing about forty pounds of birdseed every month.
“I spent 42 years bending metal for a living,” he says, and he laughs about it now. “And a two-pound squirrel beat me for eleven straight years.”
So he stopped buying and started building. Seven tries did not work. He kept every one of them on a shelf in the garage. The eighth one has hung in the dogwood tree behind his house since October 2024. Not one squirrel has stayed on it since.
What happens when a squirrel lands on Michael’s roof
A roofer thinks about one thing first: where the weight goes when something slides. That idea is in every part of Michael’s feeder.
- “The Tip-Roof”: The copper-colored roof is 7.4 inches wide and hangs loose on a steel cable. When a squirrel jumps onto it, the roof tips and the squirrel slides right off. “They try it three, four times,” Michael says. “Then they go eat acorns, like squirrels are supposed to. And the odd one that gets past the roof? It’s hanging on a feeder that swings and spins on one cable. Squirrels like solid ground. This isn’t it.”
- “The Adjustable Drop”: You can change the gap between the roof and the seed basket. So even a squirrel hanging from the edge of the roof cannot reach the food.
- “The Biscuit Basket”: The seed sits in a round basket of metal mesh that holds about two pounds. The birds pick the seeds out one at a time. Nothing gets dumped out, and a full basket lasts about a week with six to eight birds. (Why it is called Biscuit, we will get to in a moment.)
- “The 360° Perch Ring”: The tray runs all the way around, with a ring to sit on. Cardinals, chickadees and finches can eat side by side instead of fighting over one spot.
- “The Four-Cup Water Ring”: Four small cups on the edge hold fresh water. In winter, when every puddle is frozen, that matters just as much as the seed.
- “The Dry-Floor Tray”: Four small holes in the tray let the rain run out, so the seed does not turn moldy.
One honest tip before you hang it: the roof protects from above. So hang the feeder freely, about six feet away from branches, fences and roofs. “Squirrels can jump five feet sideways,” Michael says. “Give them nothing to jump from, and the roof does the rest.”
The empty spot on the windowsill
Look closely at the basket. It has two ears, two round eyes, and whiskers made of wire.
Biscuit was an orange tabby cat. He belonged to Michael’s wife, Carol. For sixteen years he lay on the windowsill above the kitchen sink every morning and watched the cardinals at the feeder. He never went outside. He just watched, with his tail twitching.
Carol passed away in February 2022. After that, the windowsill stayed empty.
When Michael was bending the basket for his eighth try, he gave it ears. Then eyes. Then the whiskers.
“Carol would have laughed at me,” he says. “But now when I do the dishes, there’s a cat watching the cardinals again. Only this one feeds them.”
“The doctor said stop. So I’m stopping.”
Michael loves the mornings in the garage. The door open, coffee on the bench, bluegrass on the radio. Working metal has been his life for more than fifty years.
But bending the mesh into a ball takes strength in the thumb and fingers. Each basket takes him almost an hour.
Since last winter, a finger on his right hand locks up. His thumb joint has arthritis. In August, a hand doctor in Asheville told him plainly: keep going like this, and he will need an operation.
“The doc said stop, or he’d have to operate,” Michael says. “So I’m stopping.”
He finished one last batch. 312 feeders are sitting in boxes in his garage. When they are gone, he will not make any more.
Why he asks $47 when he could ask $180
A coppersmith in the area charges $180 for a hand-made bird feeder. Michael could have asked the same. Nobody would have blamed him. He asks $47, less than the seed the squirrels used to eat from him in a single month.
“I don’t need the money,” he says. “I need these hanging before the birds go hungry again this winter. A cardinal can’t wait for spring.”
That is what he wants: more feeders that stay full through January, and more backyards where the birds come back.
The online shop was his granddaughter Kayla’s idea. She saw 300 boxes in the garage in July and took photos that same evening. “I don’t know how the computer part works,” Michael says. “Kayla does all that. I just pack the boxes.”
Whoever hangs up one of his last feeders this fall carries on a little of what Michael started at his kitchen window.
What bird lovers say about Michael’s feeder
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★★★★★
“I had given up on feeders. Every one I bought was empty by breakfast. This one has been up for three weeks and the squirrels have tried maybe twenty times. They slide off every time. The cardinals are back.”
– Linda M., 71, Knoxville, TN -
★★★★★
“It is heavier and better made than I expected. The mesh is solid, and filling it takes a minute. I like that the seed does not all fall out at once. A basket lasts me almost a week.”
– Robert K., 68, Roanoke, VA -
★★★★★
“My husband laughed at the cat face. Now he is the one standing at the window every morning with his coffee, counting birds. I ordered a second one for my sister.”
– Patricia W., 66, Greenville, SC
Before you order: three honest answers
Where can I buy Michael’s feeder?
Only through this page. Kayla runs the small online shop for her grandfather. You will not find his feeders on Amazon, Temu or in garden stores.
How long will they be available?
As long as the last batch lasts. Right now there are 312 feeders left in Michael’s garage. After that, there will be no more, because his hands will not let him build another batch.
Can I try it without risk?
Yes. Every order comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee. If the feeder is not right for your yard, one short email is enough and you get your money back. No forms, no questions.
More letters from backyards across the country
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★★★★★
“We had an ice storm last week. Every bird in the neighborhood seemed to be at our feeder. The little water cups were a smart idea. I refill them with warm water in the morning.”
– Donna R., 74, Asheville, NC -
★★★★★
“I read Michael’s story and ordered right away. My late wife fed the birds every winter for forty years. Now I do it for her. This is the first feeder the squirrels have not beaten.”
– James H., 77, Columbus, OH -
★★★★★
“Gave one to my mother for her birthday. She hung it outside her living room window and calls me every few days to tell me which birds came. Best gift I have given her in years.”
– Karen S., 52, Lexington, KY