Arlis's Christmas Tree Cutting Board
Arlis's Christmas Tree Cutting Board
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Arlis's Christmas Tree Cutting Board
Slice on the back. Serve on the front.
A Christmas tree cut by hand from huisache, the thorny acacia South Texas ranchers push into burn piles. Arlis Henke, 68, cut the first one for his wife in 1988, when there was no money for presents. It has held the tamales every Christmas Eve since. Every board is air-dried for two years, shaped by hand and finished with food-safe mineral oil. Nothing sprayed on, nothing to flake off.
Three tiers, three jobs
It isn’t a decoration you put away on the 26th. It works the whole season.
The trunk is cut through, so you can carry it to the table with one hand.
The store board, and his
A present cut from the burn pile
In the winter of 1986, Arlis and his father pushed three hundred acres of huisache into burn piles on the family place along the San Antonio River. He pulled one trunk off the pile and let it dry in the barn for two years.
Christmas 1988 came in the middle of the oil bust, on a shop teacher’s paycheck. He and Darlene agreed: no presents. Two days before Christmas he cut her a tree out of that trunk on the band saw at school. She put the tamales on it that night, and it has been in the middle of their table every Christmas Eve since.
“I didn’t set out to make anything. I just didn’t want to watch that wood burn.”Arlis Henke · Goliad, Texas
Tamales go on the tree at six.
Cut the sausage on the BACK side, not on my good side.
Arlis, oil it before Thanksgiving.
— DarleneA present that doesn’t end up in a drawer
Most Christmas presents get opened, admired and put away. This one goes on the table the same evening, and comes back out every December after that.
- Arrives oiled and wrapped, ready to go straight under the tree
- A note from Arlis in the box, about where the wood came from
- Ships within 1–2 business days, free U.S. shipping
- Not the right fit? 90 days to send it back, even after Christmas
For the one who hosts Christmas Eve, and for the one who has everything.
One tree, ready to wrap
“I’ll be straight with you. It’s a board shaped like a tree. Whether it ends up being the thing your family argues over in thirty years is up to your family, not me.”
Arlis Henke · cutting tree boards since 1988For the one who hosts Christmas Eve
Put it under the tree, set it in the middle of the table on Christmas Eve, slice on it. If it isn’t right, for any reason or no reason at all, send it back for a full refund.
| Size | 11 × 13.8 in (28 × 35 cm), trunk included |
| Thickness | Approx. 0.6 in (1.5 cm) |
| Weight | Approx. 1.5 lbs (0.7 kg) |
| Wood | Solid acacia: South Texas huisache. No plastic, no melamine, no veneer. |
| Wood source | Huisache cleared from South Texas ranch land. No tree is planted, grown or cut down for a board. |
| Drying | Air-dried for two years in the barn before cutting |
| Shape | Christmas tree, three tiers with rounded tips, trunk cut through as a carrying handle |
| Finish | Food-safe mineral oil, satin. No lacquer, no stain, no sealant. Arrives oiled. |
| Grain and color | Honey to chestnut with darker streaks and sometimes a pale band. Every board is different, not selectable. |
| Care | Hand wash, dry standing up. Never in the dishwasher, never soaked. A little mineral oil when it looks dry. |
| Cut and shaped by | Arlis Henke, Goliad, Texas |
| Shipping | Ships within 1–2 business days, free U.S. shipping |
